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Who the Hell Are We?

Fuckin' Chuck

Chuck

Chuck grew up like every other suburban white kid in 1990s America, completely fucking retarded, hopped-up on Surge, cartoons and cheap metal tapes. After wasting years at art school, he spent his early adulthood trapped in soul-sucking gigs, grinding away for corporate assholes who worshipped cash more than art. Fuck those greedy bastards straight to hell. Now he's channeling all that pent-up rage into Hellbites, because screaming obscenities at strangers beats working for the man.
Fuck them.

Fuckin' Eddie

Eddie

Eddie clawed his way out of the gritty gutters of New York, raised on a steady diet of comics, metal riffs, anime marathons, and pixelated violence. Beneath his crusty exterior lies a huge fucking heart and a beautiful, doomed soul. As Hellbites' resident Riff Lord, Eddie's been crafting killer jams since before this dumpster-fire of a band even had a goddamn name, back when it was just friends ripping bowls, and laughing their asses off at the dumbest shit imaginable.

Fuckin' Chuck n Eddie